PPT Slide
Your potted plants are still alive. And you can’t smoke them.
Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed
You hear you favorite song on a elevator.
You’re carrying an umbrella, because you watched the weather channel
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7
Jeans and sweaters no longer qualify as ‘dressed up.’
You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don’t know to turn down the stereo.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you
You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes and your payments go
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
Dinner and a Movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Eating a basket of chicken wings a 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
You go to a the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good’
You actually eat breakfast at breakfast time.
“I just can’t drink the way I use to” replaces “ I’m never going to drink that much again”
Over 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.
You don’t drink at home to save money before you to the bar.
You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn’t apply to you.
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